When it comes to car tech, there’s nothing more annoying than something that never works like it was promised to or should. Whenever something inside my car freezes up or simply glitches out, I get wickedly annoyed. Sometimes, even the biggest and brightest minds among us can drop the ball on a piece of tech that never pans out quite the way it should, and that’s about as common in the automotive space as any other. In fact, you could make a list of the things today that still haven’t quite landed with consumers, and I think I will.
These aren’tadditional car gadgets, per se, but they’re car features that should work better or be much more useful than they actually are.
Recently, we discussed some features thatI just have to have on any road trip, but now it’s time to talk about a few that you couldn’t pay me to have in any of my daily drivers.
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1Gesture control infotainment software
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For those who have never sat in a car that attempted to use gesture control, the system is meant to allow the driver to use the infotainment system without actually touching the screen while driving. As a safety net, the idea works in theory. However, the theory is about as close as this idea has ever gotten to working. They have the same issues as theold Xbox Kinect- the words “consumer grade” and motion capture software do not go hand-in-hand.
This isn’t a one-manufacturer issue, either. Many of my friends drive BMWs, Audis, and more, and they also report that they can never consistently rely on their gesture control to pick up the right signals every time.
These controls quite literally never work. I have them in my2022 Volkswagen Taos, and no matter how many times I attempt to harness my inner Luke Skywalker and use the force to swap screen displays, I’m always reminded that I am, in fact, not the chosen one, and that gesture controls are to blame for that. I wouldn’t recommend starting your day like that to anyone. It really ruins the taste of morning coffee. Don’t be fooled by the photo above. This couple won’t be happily cruising along in their BMW for long, because after trying to use the gesture controls for a few miles, one will scream at the other, saying, “Just press the button!”
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2Touch-sensitive control buttons
What do you mean you didn’t want the temperature set at 80 degrees
Gesture control may be pointless, but it’s not quite infuriating. Touch-sensitive buttons, however, most definitely are. I get visibly upset when I see any manufacturer use these in a new release, as if real buttons are no longer good enough. Volkswagen may be the greatest perpetrator of this transgression against humankind, too,with some owners reportingthe buttons magically pressing themselves at a moment’s notice. One of the biggest reasons I liked the Taos when I first bought it was because it has real buttons and dials to control the climate system and other features, and I still love it to this day for that reason.
Manufacturers haven’t just used touch-sensitive controls for climate control, either. Many have replaced necessary steering wheel commands with them, which has, as you can imagine, resulted in some mixed reviews. The following are quotes directly from owner forums regarding their touch-sensitive buttons.
So yeah, a swing and a miss there for big manufacturing, it seems.
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3Manufacturer-made voice assistants
No matter what you say, it’s all Greek to them
Keen-eyed automotive market watchers will have noticed by now that more manufacturers are beginning to implement voice assistants likeAmazon’s Alexain their new releases. They’ll tell you that it’s about making sure that companies are providing the best user experience for their customers, and in the world of continuity, they want your car to feel just as cozy and accessible as your home. That’s all well and good, but that’s not the real reason behind it, if you ask me.
The real reason is that if car manufacturers hadn’t tried over and over again to make as good of a voice assistant as some of the larger tech companies and failed, they wouldn’t be putting things like Alexa orGoogle Gemini in carsat all. Simply put, and you might want to be seated for this, tech companies are better at making tech than car companies. Anyone who has used a pre-2010 GPS system will know how bad voice control can be, and somehow, even as recently as this past year, manufacturers with their own voice control systems haven’t improved from that level of tech.
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4Tire pressure monitoring systems
The best idea on the list, in theory
I’ve had a tire pressure monitoring system on my previous three vehicles, including the two in my immediate family now. For the first 50,000 miles in each car, they haven’t made a peep unless necessary. After that, though, they seem to go off every single day at random times. In fact, one prompted me to make an impromptu stop on the interstate on my latest road trip, and would you believe that there was absolutely nothing wrong with that tire, and there still isn’t?
I can count on one hand the number of times that a tire pressure monitoring system has correctly told me my tire was low, because it’s only happened once. Every single other time that the annoying “ding” sounds and the warning light appears on my dash has been a complete false alarm, and the latest caused me to bake in the West Texas heat because of it. Not cool, TPMS. Not cool.
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5Over-zealous lane-keep assist features
I appreciate the safety concern, but now I have whiplash
This is the one feature on this list that I will say works more times than it doesn’t, and the data backs that up. Vehicles with lane-keep assist systems in place are about 25 percent less likely to be involved in a fatal car crash,according to the NHTSA. However, if you’ve ever ridden in a car with a lane-keep assist system that really, really wants you to remain in your lane, you’ll know that some of them aren’t exactly subtle. This is an issue found more commonly in earlier renditions of vehicles equipped with lane-keep assist software, and the first time I experienced a harsher system than what I deemed necessary was in a2017 GMC Yukon.
Don’t get me wrong, I would rather have it than not, but admittedly, the car itself jerking me into the center of the lane each time I took a corner just a bit too tight was unpleasant more times than not. Some manufacturers have gotten LKA systems right since their inception, and others are taking their sweet time, even today.
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